Maple Syrup Eggo

"Today I realised that a cereal based on maple syrup waffles could never have lived up to it's expectations. The pungent smell of sweet disappointment hit me as I opened the box. From then on, the only thing to excite my senses was the free toy, a Skull Strobe. Crunch crunch crunch crunch. I did not want another bowl."

"The name of eggo is forever ingrained into my memory. Thoughts of the yellow eggo goodness on a hot white breakfast plate, covered in dark brown maple syrup flowing under soft pillows of butter will probably trigger that Pavlovian response to salivate right up until the day i pass. This cereal is a modest although flawed attempt to harness all that was good about the eggo brand waffle and force that flavour into bite sized cereal discs. The cereal was certainly enjoyed although such a formidable flavour should be enjoyed in moderation and over time would surely be reduced to half bowl portions. i can't handle that much eggo flavour for breakfast."