Double Chocolate Cookie Crisp

"The absence of smell created a promise that time had been spent perfecting the taste instead of creating a nasal ruse. As I poured the milk, I was distracted momentarily from my life goals by the glistening miniature cookies. I considered a look but don't touch policy on this cereal. The only way to achieve double chocolate status on these, is to increase your dosage."

"Double Chocolate Cookie Crisps didn't inspire me. The box boasted a colourful wolf-like character and the word "new" printed so large and yellow that i could read it seven isles away with the lights shut off. No excitement came when i broke the box seal and parted the plastic bag; the flavour was not far behind, as I could certainly taste one of the two chocolates in "double chocolate" flavour. The second chocolate was nowhere to be found, but this may have proved good for the longevity of the cereal flavour. I enjoyed this box of crisp cookies and it was not over enjoyed just as i was happy to eat it but not too happy."