Cap N Crunch

"I anticipated a cereal so sharp, that it would shred my mouth to pieces like a handful of razor blades. As I saw inside the box, I realised that something so cute in size couldn't possibly inflict the damage that I was expecting. Overall, a pretty decent cereal. Underneath the slightly sugary and semi-artificial taste is a hearty oat based breakfast snack, perfect to start the day with."

"I am no stranger to the Cap'n of Crunch. Years have passed since this classic cereal giant has lined my belly, yet I have not forgotten its understated sweetness. It will be many moons before i take another bowl and spacing out rations may be just what this cereal needs to remain on the top of a short list of favourite classics cereals."